Many a young person has declared their unconditional love for the 80's. In fact, if it weren't for a little thing called 90's Nickelodeon, the 80's would likely be the young persons favorite decade of all-time. Which is saying something, especially considering the life-span of the typical young person.
The young person's false interest of the 1980s stems from their obsession with feeling nostalgiac for things they cannot actually remember, but are convinced that they do. Other things that fall into this category include Kurt Cobain, Ronald Reagan, and hanging out at video arcades.
Young people will share this false interest with other young people by quoting lines from the Breakfast Club, taking shots while listening to Come On Eileen, and having 80's themed parties. During these 80's themed parties, every girl in attendance will wear a bandana and a strange looking top that looks more like a bedsheet. However, they will refuse to change their hair in any way, shape, or form, because an 80's hairstyle looks very unsightly in facebook tags, the primary vehicle used to judge the beauty of a young person.
If you wish to become popular within the most elite young person social circles (the young person's favorite type of social circle), make sure to watch all three Star Wars movies at least 10 times, grow a mustache, and have at least two one-hit wonders at your disposal. Under no circumstances use A-ha's Take On Me, because that is unorginal, and unoriginality is one of the foremost false hatreds of all young people.
It is also important to know the basic premise of Miami Vice, and why the CSI franchise is merely a far inferior offshoot.
The young person's false interest of the 1980s stems from their obsession with feeling nostalgiac for things they cannot actually remember, but are convinced that they do. Other things that fall into this category include Kurt Cobain, Ronald Reagan, and hanging out at video arcades.
Young people will share this false interest with other young people by quoting lines from the Breakfast Club, taking shots while listening to Come On Eileen, and having 80's themed parties. During these 80's themed parties, every girl in attendance will wear a bandana and a strange looking top that looks more like a bedsheet. However, they will refuse to change their hair in any way, shape, or form, because an 80's hairstyle looks very unsightly in facebook tags, the primary vehicle used to judge the beauty of a young person.
If you wish to become popular within the most elite young person social circles (the young person's favorite type of social circle), make sure to watch all three Star Wars movies at least 10 times, grow a mustache, and have at least two one-hit wonders at your disposal. Under no circumstances use A-ha's Take On Me, because that is unorginal, and unoriginality is one of the foremost false hatreds of all young people.
It is also important to know the basic premise of Miami Vice, and why the CSI franchise is merely a far inferior offshoot.
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